Want to know who REALLY loves you?
Force your spouse/significant other and your dog into the trunk of your car.
Drive around a couple hours on treacherous roads - potholes, tree limbs, speed bumps, rocks.
Return, park your car and open the trunk.
Which one is still happy to see you?
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NOTE: For anyone who doesn't understand that this is a joke: this is a joke.
A joke I probably should not laugh at, but could not help myself.
Do not ever force anyone into the trunk of a car - animal or human.
Hanging out with Friars will do this to you. ;-)
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